Up In Smoke

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car breaks down. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card. So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke:

"Hey, send somebody to my location with $700!" The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure of its meaning, signals back - once again, with the smoke:

"OK, chief, but why so much ?"

At that moment a ground test of a nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky... The tribe signals:

"OK! OK! We will send money now. No use using that kind of language with children out here."


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