A Clown College Reunion was planned aboard a luxurious yacht in the South Pacific. Everyone was having a wonderful time squirting each other with fake daisies and wearing red noses instead of zinc when their ship struck a coral reef and sunk. Pandemonium followed as multitudes of clowns made it for the life boats as they said farewell to their yacht.
As luck would have it, they sighted an island in the distance. Paddling like crazy and throwing rubber chickens to the sharks that pursued them, the ship full of clowns finally made it ashore safely, only to notice a "greeting committee" of island natives.
Cannibalistic island natives.
From the frying pan into the fire, literally, the shipload of clowns were shortly dispatched.
The cannibals, however, were rather disappointed. They were heard to comment, "They tasted funny."