Two bragging dog owners were talking outside their two homes.
"Just look at my Champ. Did you know that Champ goes out there every day and fetches my newspaper, brings it in the house, fetches my slippers and sits by while I put my feet up and catch up on the day's news?"
"Yep! Knew all about it?"
"My Belvedere told me about it this past Sunday. We shared a good laugh."