Can't Relax?

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 26 February 2012

Here's a tip I learned from a bad, messy experience:

I am now 65 years old and both my wife and my family have been after me to relax more, now that I have retired.

Well, I tried and tried but it was hard to do. So I decided to go to the drug store and get me some pills to help me relax.

Here's the tip: Wear your glasses! "Relax" and "Ex-Lax" look a whole lot alike without the glasses.

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