Farmer Used Trained Monkey

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 25 February 2012

An East Tennessee farmer needed to fatten his hogs in a hurry as a potential buyer was coming over the first of the next month. So he decides to borrow a monkey from an organ grinder and train it to jam corncobs up the rear of the hogs.

After three weeks the potential buyer comes by and declares, "Why those hogs are really fat. I'll buy them all."

However, just as the farmer starts to load the first hog, the effort causes the hog to pop the corncob.

Later, the farmer not only has to keep the hogs, he has to pay the organ grinder for the monkey.

"Are you saying Jojo is dead?", he asks the farmer.

"I don't know", states the farmer. "The last I seen of Jojo, he was still trying to put that corncob back up that hog's rear end."

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