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Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

I'm not de9 you should have a 6th sense B4 you leave for a dinner party. When you arrive, it dozen hurt to remember the bay6: hold your 4K properly, keep your food on your pl8, don"t let anyone say U8 2 fast and check your napkin off10. 4tun8ly it will keep food off your face, it"s good advice for kids, for adults and even 14 agers. Don't get any plum stains on yourself or someone will say "o-i-c-u-8-1-2". "5 got any other gr8 advice to rel8 it will be 4thcoming.

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