Ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

10. "Darling, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"

9. One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you.

8. Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly.

7. When you log on, your computer says 'You've got lawsuits!'

6. You get an email welcoming you to the 'Outer Peruvian Kangaroo Appreciation Society!'

5. Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them £71,000,000 and change.

4. You now have 130,000 ClubTop5 subscriptions and the list moderator is on the cover of Business Week.

3. You get a terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" e-mail from your Mom.

2. Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived.

1. "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact information has been forwarded to a local insurgent who will bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately."

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