Thar She Blows!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

Mr. R. J. Johnson was on a plane looking out the window when he saw the motor smoke, flame up and quit. Just as he got the attention of the stewardess, he got a glimpse of the other engine blowing up.

Quickly he told the stewardess to never mind as he noticed that the door to the cabin was open so he headed for it.

Arriving, he witnessed the pilot and co-pilot putting on the only two parachutes aboard.

"Did you know that both engines have blown up?"

"Sure did", replied the pilot. "That's why Jim and I are going for help."


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