Not Up To Snuff

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 20 February 2012

For some reason I always thought it would be great to be the bionic man like the old $6,000,000 Man on TV. Imagine running at those speeds and jumping tall fences with a single bound.

Truth to tell, once I had the operations after volunteering as an experiment, I've discovered that the thrill isn't all that much. Also, the real parts hurt like the dickens!

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