Submitted by Exislanda

Monday, 20 February 2012

A guy was out hunting and tripped over a root. The gun fell out of his hands and discharged, shooting him in the groin.

A few hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by the doctor.

"Well, Sir, I have some good news and some bad news." he said, "The good news is that you are going to be okay. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news, I regret to have to tell you that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage to your penis. There are quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well, I guess that isn't so bad." the hunter replies. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"No," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss all over."

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