People were talking in their church pews in Alabama.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had left the church except for one elderly English gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?
The Englishman replied, "Yes indeed."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"No I think not." said the man.
"Don't you realise I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"I have no doubt whatsoever!" returned the old Englishman, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, agony for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Oh Yes!" was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"No!" said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "We've had David Cameron your brother in power in England for months now!"