A New Belt and Bag

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 19 February 2012

Jim and Tony were hanging out in the break room at work the day before Valentine's Day. "Did you buy your wife anything for Valentine's Day?" Jim asked Tony. You

"I did," Tony replied.

"I bought her a belt and a bag."

This surprised Jim, knowing that Tony wasn't one to spend money, let alone for a new handbag and fashionable belt for his wife.

"That was very kind of you," Jim commented.

"I hope she appreciates them."

"I think she will," Tony replied. "Because now hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better!"


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