Top Ten List of Put-Downs to men!

Submitted by Inchcock

Sunday, 12 February 2012

1. Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them.

2. If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote.

3. I always choose chocolate over men. Always!

4. 51% love goddess...49% bitch. Care to push your luck?

5. My sexual preference is No!

6. My body is my temple, now get on your knees and pray!

7. It's not the size that counts, it's...no, wait, size does count!

8. I usually only date those who can't remember rationing!

9. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you
can walk all over them forever!

10. Save your breath for you inflatable date!


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