Submitted by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 15 February 2012

The city boy visits his uncle's ranch in the Arizona desert. his uncle. After sundown, the boy hears a strange, howling. He gets frightened and runs to his uncle. "Uncle, uncle, there are werewolves!"

"That's rubbish, boy, ain't no such thing."

"Then, there must be man-eating wolves."

"No, we haven't got them, either."

"What is that sound, then?' the boy asks.

"They are coyotes."

"Coyotes? What are those?"

"They look a lot like dogs. In fact, you can consider them a kind of dogs."

"Why are they making this frightening noise?"

"You see, nephew, we ain't got many trees around here. All we got are cactuses!"

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