Conjunctivitis.com? - that's a site for sore eyes.
"I was playing chess with my friend and he said 'Let's make this more interesting'.
So we stopped playing chess."
"I said to this fella 'Is there a B&Q in Henley?'
He said "No, there's an H, an E, an N, and L and a Y'".
Telegraph Readers best joke:
Two dogs walking down the street. 1st dog: "Do you use condoms?"
2nd dog: "Durex"
1st dog: "I asked you first."