Telegraph 2010 Jokes Competition Results

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 11 February 2012

Tim Vine
Conjunctivitis.com? - that's a site for sore eyes.

Matt Kirshen
"I was playing chess with my friend and he said 'Let's make this more interesting'.

So we stopped playing chess."

Paul Daniels
"I said to this fella 'Is there a B&Q in Henley?'

He said "No, there's an H, an E, an N, and L and a Y'".

Telegraph Readers best joke:
Two dogs walking down the street. 1st dog: "Do you use condoms?"

2nd dog: "Durex"

1st dog: "I asked you first."


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