28 Ways to tell someone their flies Are Open!

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 9 February 2012

1: You've got Windows on your laptop.

2: Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

3: Your dork is ajar.

4: Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

5: I can see your Gap dancers.

6: Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

7: Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

8: Elvis Junior has left the building!

9: Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

10: Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

11: Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward quadrant!

12: Lil' Shaq's at the free show line.

13: You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

14: Your closet door is open and Donato's peeking out.

15: You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

16: I see you have an opening in senior management.

17: Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

18: The hangar door is open

19: The barn doors open and the stallion's getting away

20: I see Genie's trying to get out of the Bottle.

21: Is there a draught from somewhere.

22: Your Landing Gear has left the Aircraft.

23. The cucumber has left the salad.

24. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

25: Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

26: Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

27: I thought you were crazy, now I can clearly see your nuts

28: Whoops!


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