1: You've got Windows on your laptop.
2: Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
3: Your dork is ajar.
4: Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
5: I can see your Gap dancers.
6: Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
7: Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
8: Elvis Junior has left the building!
9: Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
10: Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
11: Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward quadrant!
12: Lil' Shaq's at the free show line.
13: You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
14: Your closet door is open and Donato's peeking out.
15: You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
16: I see you have an opening in senior management.
17: Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
18: The hangar door is open
19: The barn doors open and the stallion's getting away
20: I see Genie's trying to get out of the Bottle.
21: Is there a draught from somewhere.
22: Your Landing Gear has left the Aircraft.
23. The cucumber has left the salad.
24. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
25: Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
26: Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
27: I thought you were crazy, now I can clearly see your nuts