Woman Causes Havoc at Cape Canaveral

Submitted by IN SEINE

Friday, 10 February 2012

A spokesman for NASA confirmed that an extremely giddy gypsy had to be forcibly removed from Cape Canaveral. She had wanted to hold a meeting of the spirits before the next shuttle launch. They had to tell her, "Lady, this ain't rocket seance."

Then, when she still wouldn't leave or stop laughing, they had to beat her into submission. "Sometimes," a NASA spokesman remarked, "you just have to strike a happy medium."

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