Taliban Minister of Migration warns Britain

Submitted by Inchcock

Monday, 6 February 2012

This morning, from somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned Great Britain that if military action in Afghanistan continues, authorities will cut off Britain's supply of taxi drivers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, call centre operatives will be next, followed by British Telecom customer service reps, Punjabi Doctors, and then corner-shop keepers.

Who knew it would come to this. It's getting ugly.

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