1: "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
2: Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
3: Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
4: Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
5: Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie
6: Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
7: Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
8: There go the lights again...
9: You know... there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got two of 'em.
10: Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
11: Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
12: What's this doing here?
13: I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
14: That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
15: Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
16: Sterile, shcmerle. The floor's clean, right?
17: My first time too fancy that!
18: What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
19: OK, now take a picture from this angle.
20: This is truly a freak of nature.
21: This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
22: Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
23: Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
24: What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!
25: Fire, fire fire! Everyone get out!
26: Damn it! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
27: I got pissed as a newt last night, you! were on acid wasn't you?
28: Pass me a fag will you?
29: Never seen so much blood!
30: Whoops, good job he's not married innit!