30 Things You Don't Want to Hear During Your Surgery!

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 4 February 2012

1: "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

2: Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

3: Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

4: Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

5: Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie

6: Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

7: Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

8: There go the lights again...

9: You know... there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got two of 'em.

10: Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

11: Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

12: What's this doing here?

13: I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

14: That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

15: Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

16: Sterile, shcmerle. The floor's clean, right?

17: My first time too fancy that!

18: What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?

19: OK, now take a picture from this angle.

20: This is truly a freak of nature.

21: This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

22: Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

23: Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

24: What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!

25: Fire, fire fire! Everyone get out!

26: Damn it! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

27: I got pissed as a newt last night, you! were on acid wasn't you?

28: Pass me a fag will you?

29: Never seen so much blood!

30: Whoops, good job he's not married innit!

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