Carry in for Cleo

Submitted by Exislanda

Thursday, 2 February 2012

"You slave, come here quick," said Queen Cleopatra,
"Quickly fill my bath with ass's milk, Ceasar is coming to see me and I want to surprise him."

"How full would you like me to fill it, your Majesty?" replied the slave, "Do you want it to be past your eyes?"


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