I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up. He said, "You've been promoted."
Then he rang up a second time, and said, "You've been promoted again."
And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time, and said, "You're managing director."
And I went into a tree.
A policeman came up, and said, "What happened to you?"
I said, "I careered off the road."