The Reason for the Accident

Submitted by IN SEINE

Saturday, 4 February 2012

I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up. He said, "You've been promoted."

I swerved.

Then he rang up a second time, and said, "You've been promoted again."

And I swerved again.

He rang up a third time, and said, "You're managing director."

And I went into a tree.

A policeman came up, and said, "What happened to you?"

I said, "I careered off the road."

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