Q: What's large grey and doesn't matter?
A: An irrelephant.
Q: What did the perverted frog say?
A: "Rubbit, rubbit"
Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies
Q: Do you know what the number 1 cause of pedophilia is?
A: Sexy babies!
Q: Why do penguins walk softly?
A: Because they can hardly walk!
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because gorillas have big fingers!
Q: What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
A: A tuba toothpaste.