Selection of 10 Really Corny Q & A jokes

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 3 February 2012

1)
Q: What's large grey and doesn't matter?
A: An irrelephant.

2)
Q: What did the perverted frog say?
A: "Rubbit, rubbit"

3)
Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies

4)
Q: Do you know what the number 1 cause of pedophilia is?
A: Sexy babies!

5)
Q: Why do penguins walk softly?
A: Because they can hardly walk!

6)
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotapus

7)
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Doyouthinkhesaurus

8)
Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick

9)
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because gorillas have big fingers!

10)
Q: What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
A: A tuba toothpaste.


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