Corny joke 1: A career drive

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 3 February 2012

I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car.

He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again.

He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree.

The police came and asked me what had happened.

I said "I careered off the road!"

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