Unemployed man is canvassing his local area looking for odd jobs to do. He asks a local resident if they have any work they want done around the home. "Don't know" replies the resident "though you might want to paint my porch. You'll find the paint and brushes in the garage." An hour or two later the unemployed man knocks on the resident's door to say that he had finished. "Well, its all done" says the man "but I got say that that porch is not a Porsche, its a Ferrari."