How to Impress the Opposite Sex

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 21 January 2012

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
Respect her,
Honour her,
Cuddle her,
Kiss her, caress her,
Love her,
Stroke her,
Tease her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hug her,
Spend money on her,
Wine and dine her,
Buy things for her,
Listen to her,
Care for her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Go to the ends of the Earth for her.
Praise her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked,
Bring food.


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