Women's Personal Ad's Dictionary

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 27 January 2012

40-ish..............................49>65
Adventurous.........................Slept with all your mates
Athletic............................No t*ts
Average looking..........,,,,,,.....Has a face like an a*se
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile....................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure..................On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit.........................Junkie
Friendship first....................Former sl*t
Fun.................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New-Age.............................Body hair problems
Open-minded.........................Desperate
Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate..........................Sloppy drunk
Poet................................Depressive
Professional........................B*tch
Romantic............................Frigid
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat
Large lady..........................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate.....................Stalker
Widow...............................Murderer


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