One American, one Japanese and one Banta Singh...

Submitted by Inchcock

Sunday, 29 January 2012

One American, one Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting naked in the sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The American pressed his arm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear and spoke briefly into it.

When he finished he explained, "That was mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

Banta Singh felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive.

He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside.

The others raised their eyebrows...!

"Will you look at that," said Banta Singh. "I'm getting a fax!"

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