This is how business is done!

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 28 January 2012

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son...

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: "I will choose my own bride".

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son: "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates...

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank...

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case....."

This is how business is done!

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