The Women's and The Man's Prayers

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 21 January 2012

Woman's Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who is handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks,

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed,

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more,

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

And knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?",

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never ever attempt to hit on my friend.


Man's Prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts,

Who owns a liquor store and a boat,


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