Advice for Men on Romance, by Grizelda Plunkit - General

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

1)
It's cute when you don't quite know how to dress, so long as your not knowing doesn't involve jean shorts or a fanny pack. We can only handle so much eye-strain.

2)
You'll lose points every time you use the word "pussy."

3)
The only thing worse for women than a man you can't control is a man you can.

4)
When we ask you how we look, you lose points every time you answer with "fine."

5)
It's not that we like the flowers themselves, it's that the flowers mean you're thinking about us. And we love that!

6)
Remember: To most women, 'Shopping' is better than sex. At least if we're not satisfied, we can exchange it for something we really do like!

7)
If you want your beer to be cold all the time, get a mini-fridge; don't let it take up too much room in our fridge. Unless you're chilling it for us.

8)
The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes dear!"

9)
To generalise on women is dangerous - To specialize on them is infinitely worse!

9)
Seventy-five percent of the sounds we make during sex are purely for you. That's how much we care!


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