Advice for Men on Romance, by Grizelda Plunkit - A Plethora Of After-Shave

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Or, God forbid, cologne.

I personally prefer the smell of clean, honest sweat above all else, but many women delight in a hint of subtle fragrance.

None of us, however, is partial to an overpowering, mind-numbing, sticky-sweet odour, so be gentle with your Brute.

And eschew all "essential oils" purporting to smell like strawberries.

The smell of alcohol, cigars/cigarettes, and curry, will receive a different response from different females, so be weary of this.

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