Advice for Men on Romance, by Grizelda Plunkit - Refusing To Gossip

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Especially After A Juicy Party.

This is crucial.

Most women will forgive a man anything...trampling her flower beds, ignoring her nipples, forgetting her birthday...if only he will stop pretending not to enjoy a good gossip.

There is nothing in the world more irritating than a man who preserves a stony silence in the car ride home from a dinner party where Gladys pulled Myrna's husband into the broom closet while Myrna decided it would be fun to launch into an impromptu can-can right after George announced his sexual preference for Lithuanian bus boys.

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