The Captain, The Sandbar, and A Plate of Spaghetti

Submitted by PP Rega

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

The following verbal transaction was secretly taped at the disposition of Signore Schettino, Captain of the ill-fated cruise ship, Costa Concordia. It's presented to you as a public service.

Prosecuting Attorney: Captain, when did you first realize when you struck the sandbar?
Captain: When da meat-a-balls fell-a off da spaghetti!

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