The Japanese Monster's DNA Is Being Tested

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 12 January 2012

The Japanese government has informed the international press that a highly reputable archaeological report states that they do not believe that the recent bones that were found in an Osaka McDonald's parking lot are not those of the Japanese monster Godzilla.

They are presently conducting DNA tests to see if the bones belong to either Rodan, Mothra, or Gigan.

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