Fish jokes

Submitted by IainB

Wednesday, 11 January 2012

I went to the hairdressers and ended up smelling of fish; he'd only gone and given me a mullet.

When I opened the curtains this morning it let a single ray into the room. Sea levels have certainly risen a lot.

I bought a Chubb alarm system. It's not very good; I can't hear it go off through all that water.

What have a kettle and a fish got in common? They both have to be descaled before use.

I've got a dab radio. It constantly needs a re-tuna.

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