A dentist walks into a bar and asks for a double brandy. "We only serve orthodentists" says the barman "we don't need jerks like you in here". The dentist looks the barman in the eye and replies "I took you wisdom teeth out and,if you're not careful, I'll forcibly remove your canines." Quick as a wink, the barman replies "I don't own any dogs".
Submitted by whatinthe world
Thursday, 5 January 2012