TV Quiz Show Howlers

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 6 January 2012

Richard & Judy
Richard: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
Contestant: Er.
Richard: He makes bread.
Contestant: Er.
Richard: He makes cakes.
Contestant: Kipling Street?

University Challenge (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you

Beg, borrow, or Steal (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.
Jamie Theakston: There's a clue in the title.
Contestant: Leicester?

The Vault
Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?
Contestant: Nostalgia!

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