New Years Resolution Joke - 02

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 23 December 2011

Original Resolution:
'I will lose weight this year.'

2009:
I will get my weight down below 180.

2010:
I will work out 5 days a week.
I will watch my calories until I get below 190.

2011:
I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation.
I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
I will work out 3 days a week.
I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.

2012:
I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week!


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