Kids Christmas Carol Words

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 16 December 2011

A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols.

She probably got fired for mentioning Christmas in school.

Anyway here are some of the humorous lines she received:

Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

We three kings of porridge and tar

On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

He's makin a list, chicken and rice.

Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

With the jelly toast proclaim.

Olive, the other reindeer. (all of the other reindeer)

Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.

Sleep in heavenly peas.

In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

You'll go down in Listerine.

Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

O come, froggy faithful

You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"


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