Let's nick the Crown Jewels

Submitted by ExiledRoyal

Thursday, 10 November 2011

The Government recently announced that first-time burglars will no longer receive a custodial sentence, but will be given community service instead.

With that in mind I am looking for three other law-abiding citizens to have a crack at nicking the Crown Jewels from the Tower of London.

The rewards are untold wealth, and the worst that can happen is that you would have to spend thirty days picking up crisp packets. Any takers?

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