Maths lesson

Submitted by Rusty

Thursday, 23 October 2008

A math teacher and his wife were both 54 years old. One evening the wife came home and found a note from her husband. It said: ''My dear, you are 54 years old and there are some things you are not giving me, so I am at the Holiday Inn with one of my 18-year-old female students. Don't bother waiting up for me.''

He returns home that night to find a note from his wife: ''You are also 54 years old and there are things I need that you're not giving me. So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 18-year-old male students, and you (being a maths teacher) should know that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18, so don't YOU wait up for ME.''


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