Read the Instructions

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 9 October 2011

I finally figured out why I am so full-figured, or like that jerk of my husband says, "fat." As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle.

I am in shock!

The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body." seriously, why have I not noticed this before?

Tomorrow I am going to start washing myself with "dawn" dish soap. It says right on the bottle, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove." it pays to read the warning labels.

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