The "Sea" Of Protesters and a group of Stockbrokers

Submitted by alassandra2000

Saturday, 8 October 2011

Stockbroker #1: " there I was, all by myself, facing a sea of protesters. I tell you, as far as the eye could see, they stretched down the streets. To the left of me, to the right of..."
Stockbroker #2: "So what did you do?"
Stockbroker #1: "What do you think I did? I dialed 911, of course. What else could I do?"
Stockbroker #4: "So then what happened?"
Stockbroker #1: "The police arrived, and they beat back the protesters with their batons to clear a path for me. I tell you, I felt like Moses, parting the..."
Stockbroker #2: "That's it. From now on, we all dial 911, before we leave for work each day, so we can get the police to escort. After all, what else are they there for, than to protect people like us, right? I mean, we do pay their salaries, you know."
Stockbroker #3: "I know, it's so true, isn't it? Think about it, we are doing them a great service. Instead of sitting around all day in coffee shops eating donuts and being bored, they will finally have something useful to do!"
Stockbroker #4: "I hear you can now hire them as your personal body guards where ever you go."
Stockbroker #1: "This is so great. I feel so connected to the little people right now."
Stockbroker #2: "We need to invite the police to come over and be a part of this."
Stockbroker #3: "You are so right."
Stockbroker #4: "I'm going to go dial 911, right now."

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