Christmas Ode (Naughty, be warned)

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 6 October 2011

Moneys short times are hard,
Here's a fucking ode for a Chritstmas card!

It was the night before christmas and all through the house,
Everybody felt shitty even the mouse,

Mom's at the whore house, Dad smokin' grass,
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter,
I went outside to see what's the matter.

Out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
I knew at that moment it must be Saint Nick.

He came out the chiminey like a bat out of hell,
I knew at that moment that pillock had fell.

He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer!

He went up the chiminy with just one fart,
I knew right then he blew my chiminy apart.

He rode his sledge off out of sight,
Saying fuck u all, and have a good night!

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