I went to a high street DIY store yesterday.
In the garden section, a salesman ran up: "Do you want planting?"
But I got the first punch in.
Then it was off to the hard landscaping area, where salesman asked: "do you want decking?"
But I got the first punch in.
Inside at the lighting section, a salesman asked: "Do you want lamping?"
But I got the first punch in.
Finally, I made it to the laminate and carpet department. The salesman came over and asked: "Do you want flooring?"
But, you guessed it, I got the first punch in.
