I popped into Tesco earlier for some coconut shampoo, don't know why, I haven't got any coconuts.
While I was in there, I bought some aftershave called 'Breadcrumbs'. The birds are going to love that, I thought.
Outside was a man with a digereedoo playing dancing queen. I thought,that's aboriginal.
When I got home I knocked on my front door, then went round through the back door to answer the knock. Nobody there!
What am I letting myself in for..?