Submitted by birbee

Wednesday, 17 August 2011

I popped into Tesco earlier for some coconut shampoo, don't know why, I haven't got any coconuts.

While I was in there, I bought some aftershave called 'Breadcrumbs'. The birds are going to love that, I thought.

Outside was a man with a digereedoo playing dancing queen. I thought,that's aboriginal.

When I got home I knocked on my front door, then went round through the back door to answer the knock. Nobody there!
What am I letting myself in for..?

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