I can't imagine life without you," she whispered.
"I wouldn't want to live without you." She began to weep.
"Oh, baby," I said pulling her head to my chest,
"don't cry. I hope you never have to live without me, too." She sniffled, wiped her eyes and looked up at me.
"What, you want me to die FIRST? You believe you could live without me?"
"What? No! That's not what I meant." "Thanks a lot!" she said walking away from me.
"Drop dead."
There are two ways of trying to reason with a woman, and neither work!
