'The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.'
'In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.'
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you'.
'Politicians make strange bedfellows, but they all share the same bunk'.
Edgar A. Shoaff
'You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.'
'Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges, even where there are no rivers'.
'Artificial hearts are nothing new. Politicians have had them for years.'
Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.
'Although he is regularly asked to do so, God does not take sides in American politics.'
Crime does not pay! Well not as well as politics.
Alfred E. Newman