'The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.'
Will Rogers
'In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.'
Thomas Pickering
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
Nancy Reagan
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'
Theodore Roosevelt
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Doug Larson
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
Gore Vidal
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you'.
Will Rogers
'Politicians make strange bedfellows, but they all share the same bunk'.
Edgar A. Shoaff
'You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.'
Joseph Levine
'Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges, even where there are no rivers'.
Nikita Kruschchev
'Artificial hearts are nothing new. Politicians have had them for years.'
Mack McGinnis
Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.
Anon
'Although he is regularly asked to do so, God does not take sides in American politics.'
George Mitchell
Crime does not pay! Well not as well as politics.
Alfred E. Newman
