Selection of Robin Hood Jokes

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 3 August 2011

Q: Friar Tuck was a monk, so why did he get involved in a life of crime?
A: It was his habit!

Q:How did Robin Hood tie his shoe-laces?
A: With a long bow!

Q: Knock, knock, who's there?
Robin who?
Robin the rich to give to the poor!

Q: Why couldn't Robin Hood hit the target?
A: Because his arrows were all in a quiver!

Q: Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
A: Because the poor didn 't have anything worth stealing!

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