Waiter Waiter

Submitted by IainB

Wednesday, 3 August 2011

At a restaurant yesterday, I dropped a bowl of soup in my lap.

"Waiter! Waiter!" I called.

"What is it?" he asked.

"I've dropped a bowl of soup in my lap," I said.

"What do you want me to do about it?" he asked.

"Nothing," I replied, "I merely wanted to utter the line 'Waiter, there's soup in my fly'".

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